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dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

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big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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  • me:haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them:no
  • me:*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them:we're not
  • me:*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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asian:

my butt looks nice today but do you know how many people saw it?

ZERO

and it’s my fault because i don’t go outside

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girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

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badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

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